Hi

How was ur exam?

Student1: How was ur exam?
Student2: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

Love and marriage

They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Teacher: “I killed a person”

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Pupil: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

Father to son after exam

Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

“I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.

Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls ?”

When we get married,

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.

What are You Looking for ?

Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

chemical formula for water

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water ?
L-JOHNY: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about ?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it’s H to O

Then devil thought that he couldn’t b everywhere

God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Scientists all over the world r wondering

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age… 

I’ve written nice poem 4 you.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far..

Sincere Apology: If u dont like

Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to….. throw ur mobile!!

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.

Not the lack of love,

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

Who said, I'm not beautiful,

Who said, I'm not beautiful, 

Actually, I was a beautiful baby. But they switched me in the hospital. 

The only good thing about your own mistakes

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy. 

Make new friends,

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

Before you want to start making a work of art,

Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

Dear best friend i want to tell you………

Dear best friend i want to tell you………
if you cry, i’ll cry with you
if you laugh, i’ll laugh with you
if you jump out a window………..
i’ll laugh even harder!!

You can eat and drink together

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together

A friend is someone who

A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

A ring is round and has no end

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.

A friend is someone

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

When friendship is deeply rooted

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

I must have been born under a lucky star

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end, if you promise to remain my friend!!!

Life is not easy

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me...

Friends are like stars...

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

I asked God 4 a flower,

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

No gold or precious stones

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

Friendship is a wonderful word

 Friendship is a wonderful word; it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

A friend is always welcome .

  A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

You cannot buy

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend!

Remember that you are unique

   Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!

Working is a delight

Working is a delight; leave enough work for your colleagues

We Miss our Lovable one just by saying "Bye"

We Miss our Lovable one just by saying "Bye"

But
The Truth is our Heart Waits for them until they say "Hi" again..
This is the Real Affection.....!gud mrng ;-).

List of All Sms

life is not
I don't know

Life is not a music player

Life is not a music player to listen to ur favourite songs.
It is a Radio!
U must adjust urself To every frequency.
Enjoy whatever comes in it.
Hav a nice day.

I don't know

I Dont know why People give me so much respect,
They always put their HEAD DOWN 2 read my msg,
just lyk u."MY CRAZY FANS".

Fight with

Fight with ur strength,
not with others weakness
becoz True Success lies
in ur Efforts not in othes defeat.Gud Ni8.
TSwt dreams.
Take Care.

Today I woke up

Today I woke up with a pain in my heart,
I didn't know where it came from until my mind reminded me
that it's the pain of "Missing U"....

Gm tc

Sorry friends

Sorry Friendz,my Phone had a problem due 2 which I was unable 2 msg u.And it was repaired yesterday only.Now onwards I will disturb u.Gud mOrninG.....

Sun rising 4 u

Sun rising 4 u
Flower smiling 4 u
Bird singing 4 u
B' coz last night i told them 2 wish u
GOOD MORNING

Logic thought

Logic thought :loneliness is a special
enjoyment when chosen by ourself ..
but. .
hard to digest when gifted by others..
good morning

Happy holi

May God gift you all the colors of life. The color of joy, happiness, friendship, love & all the colors you need to paint your life beautiful. Happy Holi!

Sweet feeling

Sumtimes missing gives sweet feeling than remembering, coz we can remember many.
But we miss only the one we never want to lose... Gud ni8..

Everyone will have best friemd
Only lucky ppl get them as wife or
husband to stay with them lifelong .
good morning.

Frogs Had Competition

Frogs Had Competition 2 Reach Top Of A Tree All Frogs Shouted:Its IMPOSSIBLE But,1 Frog Reached D Top How? He Was DEAF.
Moral: B DEAF 4 negative Words..
G%M TC.

F'ship means..

F'ship means..
A Lvly Heart dat nver hates,

A Cute smile dat never fades,

smooth touch dat never hurts

&

Strong relatnship dat never ends.
Gd8 hv a nc drms

.Miracle Lines...

...Miracle Lines...

Success is the problem, but failure is the formula..
you can't solve the problem without knowing the formula.
Gudmrg hv a nc day.....!

Alone?

Alone?
I'l be ur shadow
Want 2 cry?
Here's my shoulder
Need a hug?
I'l hold u tite
Because where your strength ENDS my worth of being ur friend BEGINS...

All about a girl

All about a girl:  When she is quiet,millions of things are running in her mind.When she is not arguing,she is thinking deeply. When she stares at you,she is wondering why you are lying. When she calls you everyday,she is seeking your attention.When she sms you everyday,she wants u to reply atleast once.When she says i love you,she means it.When she says i miss you,no one in this world can miss you more than her.Girls are always special.she is said to be 8th wonder.She is  always a priceless treasure.Never hurt her or take her wrong.

Enjoy the monsoon

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/____,_/ \   .;';';.
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Enjoy d munsoon.

Conversation between dad and son

PAPA-  tumari mummy ne mra dil tod diya islye sharab pi rha hu.

SON(KG) mummy
ne mri scale b tod di 'mere lye b 1 glass banao papa'.
G%N S%D TC.

The most beautiful thing in this world

The most beautiful thing in this world is to see your parents smiling and the next best thing is to know that you are the reason behind that smile!
G%N S%D TC.

Golden rules of life

Golden rules of life:
look yuor past with satisfication,
handle your presence with confidence
prepare for your futute without fear.........
G%M TC.

DIARY OF A BABY

DIARY OF A BABY

15Jun: I got attached with ovary.

17Jun: I'm a tissue now.

30Jun: Mom said to dad, "You're going to be a father"

MOM AND DAD ARE VERY HAPPY.

15Jul: My food is what my mom eats.

15Sep: I can feel my heartbeat.

14Oct: I have little hands, legs, head and a stomach.

13Nov: Today I was in an ultrascan.

Wow! I m a girl.

14Nov: I was DEAD!

My mom and dad killed me. . .

WHY? :(

Is it just because I was a girl?

People love to have A MOTHER, A WIFE, AND OF COURSE A GIRLFRIEND TOO THEN WHY NOT A DAUGHTER!?!

IF You're A Human. . .

PASS IT TO EVERY INBOX. . .

Nice feel

NICE FEEL : "Namakkul
pirivai undaakkum indha iravai
paarka
pidikkamal,
iravu muluvadhum Kangalai Moodugiren"  gud ni8..

Good night

Good night

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta h kuch aisa ho jaye..

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta h kuch aisa ho jaye.. Paper ho par result na aaye.. Classes ho par teacher na aaye.. Bus me baithe par collage na jaye..Picnic jaye aur wapis na aaye.. Hafte me 3 din ho or phir sunday aaye.. sote rhe dinbhar,shaam ko ghumne jaye..hum bilkul na padhe or paas ho jaye.. sab dost saath rhe or chuttiyan manaye.. Jise chahte h dil se wo apna ho jaye..barish me bhige or zor se gaaye..duniya ko bhul fir bacche ban jaye..bheed se dur ek duniya banaye..saari zindgi bas yu hi kat jaye.. Kaash ye sare sapne sach ho jaye..
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta h kuch aisa ho jaye...
GM

Sunday sms

Today is Sunday
.
.
Send out this SMS to your 10 friends
.
.
and then
.
.
Tomorrow will be Monday
.
.
Plz dont neglect this Msg
.
.
Else
.
.
Day after tomorrow will be Tuesday.

Sunday sms

I just love when it is Sunday….
Because i can send a Sunday SMS to
my dearest friends….
What a lovely way to start a Week!!!

Sunday sms

S –> Sote Raho.
U –> Utho Der Se.
N –> Nahao Mat.
D –> Dekhte Raho Cricket.
A –> Aaram Se Karo.
Y –> Yaad Karo Humko.
So Njoy your Great Sunday….

Good Night !

Good Night !
8tips to be happy:
1-Never be late
2-Dont cheat
3-Live simple
4-Except little
5-Work more
6-Alwayss smile
7-Have faith in God
8-Never lose hope !

When we like someone a lot,

"When we like someone a lot, dey becum a part of ourself..
Dats why it pains us so much wen We Miss them,bcoz V Miss a part of Ourse...

Feel good when somebody Miss u.

Feel good when somebody Miss u.
Feel better when
somebody Loves u. But feel best when
somebody never
forgets u.

Words for life time

Words for life time "try to make at-least 2 persons happy in a day." but make sure that one of them is YOURSELF.

A famous poet ELIOT said: "When u get little u want more,When u get more,u desire even more,but when u lose it,u realize LITTLE was enough"....

Lovely thing to learn from Water.

Lovely thing to learn frm Water.

"Adjust yourself in every situation & in any shape".

But

Most importantly,
Always find out your "Own way to flow"
Good evening.

Famous thought

A famous poet says,"It is possible to cross an ocean without wetting legs.... But it is impossible 2 cross d life without wetting the EYES!!!"
Gud eve.

B 4 I Die , I Wish 2 Donate My Blood
2 Her,
So That Atleast My Blood
Could Enter Her Heart
Where I Couldn't ..

To live a life

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have
heartbeat i need a heart , 2 have heart
i need happiness, to have happiness i
need a friend, and 4 a friend i need
U .ALWAYS

True friends r like morning

True friends are like mornings, u cant
have them the whole day , but u can
be sure, they will be there when u
wakeup tomorrow , next year and
forever .

Make 1000's friends
Its not an achievement to make
1000' s friends in a year, but an
achievement is when you make a
friend for 1000 's years .

6 rules to be HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart
from hatred; Free your mind from
worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give
more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND


Never abandon old friends .

Never abandon old friends. They are
hard 2 replace . Friendships is like
wine: it gets BETTER as it grows
OLDER . Just like us... i get BETTER, u
get OLDER .


I can 't afford a precious FRIEND
like YOU !!!


GOD is so wise that he never created
FRIENDS with pricetags , Because. ... . if
He did, I can 't afford a precious
FRIEND like YOU !!!


As long as we have memories ,
yesterday remains ;
As long as we have memories ,
yesterday remains ; as long as we have
hope , tomorrow awaits . As long as we
have Friendship, each day is never a
waste.


ill always value u deep within my
heart!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies
remember that true friendship never
dies although we may change & drift
apart , ill always value u deep within
my heart !


If friends were flowers

If friends were flowers I would not
pick you! I' ll let you grow in the
garden & cultivate you with love and
care so I can keep you as a friend
4 ever!!


Ur validity of being my friend is
going 2 b expired


Ur validity of being my friend is going
2 b expired today, plz recharge ur
friendship immidetly by delivering 4 -5
sweet & cool msgs .So hurry


Friendship is sweet when it ’s new


Friendship is sweet when it’ s new,
Sweeter when its true, but sweetest
when its u. When God gave friends he
tried 2 b fair ! When I got u , I got more
than my share!

Age appears to be best in some
things. Old wood best to burn . Old
books best to read . Old rice best to
eat and old friends best to keep

Some love golden-ship, some love silver ship, but I love one ship that is Your "friend-ship"

Happy holi

May God gift you all the colors of life. The color of joy, happiness, friendship, love & all the colors you need to paint your life beautiful. Happy Holi!

Everyone will have best friemd
Only lucky ppl get them as wife or
husband to stay with them lifelong .
good morning.

Success

Success without Honor is an
Unseasoned Dish.. It will satisfy your
Hunger But it won' t Taste Good..
Good Morning

Logic thought :loneliness is a special
enjoyment when chosen by ourself ..
but. .
hard to digest when gifted by others..
good morning

Sun rising 4 u
Flower smiling 4 u
Bird singing 4 u
B' coz last night i told them 2 wish u
GOOD MORNING

Sound become music,
Sound become music,
Movement becomes dance,
Smile becomes laughter &
Life becomes celebration.
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-
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When old friend keep in touch.
If friends were flowers
If friends were flowers I would not
pick you! I’ll let you grow in the
garden & cultivate you with love and
care so I can keep you as a friend
4 ever!!
Happy Friendship Day !!!!!!!!
If CARE is a WAVE,
If CARE is a WAVE,
i give u SEA.
If RESPECT is a LEAF,
i give u TREE .
If TRUST is a PLANET,
i give u GALAXY ,
if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE,
i give u MINE 4 FREE. .
keep smiling .
A friend is never a coincidence in
your life ,
A friend is never a coincidence in your
life , they are meant to enter your life
to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will
treasure the friendship between us.
Friends r like fishes .
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u .
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU ..;)
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN ’t
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN’t cOmeS
wHen u R 2 GethEr . It cOmEs wHeN u
ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE
tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL
tHeRe …
Distance never separates any
relation
Distance never separates any relation
n
Time never build any relation.
If Feelings are True From Heart ,
Then Friends are always ‘Friends ’
forever .
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree …
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree… It is not
MEASURED on how TALL it could be ,
but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE
GROWN …
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!
Sometimes my mind asks
Sometimes my mind asks
Why ? I miss u ,
Why ? I care 4 u ,
Why ? I remember u
Then my heart answered
Its simply bcoz you are a sweet
friend !!
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke
siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke
kharid -daar nazar aate hain . Jahan
mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse
ache aap nazar aate hain ..